I’m a HUGE TMZ fanatic and I check my I-Phone app 2-3 times per day just so I can get my latest juicyness fix. A couple of days ago I was getting my daily gossip on and checked out the headline “I Feed My Baby By Spitting Into His Mouth”. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…… Okay, I’ll bite.
Naturally I just had to see what in God’s Green Creation this was! Well, as Ellen (who I <3) says, (and I’m NO Ellen, but still…) “If I have to see it, you have to see it…. And I saw it so you have to see it!” So here you have it folks, my image of Alicia Silverstone as the biggest ditz in America playing Cher in the movie Clueless, is now forever tainted as a mommy bird feeding her tot in the MOST unique way imaginable!!
Click here to see actual video of Alicia Silverstone feeding her son via mouth to mouth.
If you’re not in the mood to watch the video, Alicia Silverstone videotaped herself feeding her son by chewing up her food and spitting it into his mouth!
So at first I was kind of weirded out by this whole concept, but the more and more I thought about it the more and more it made sense to me. First of all, I don’t think Mrs. Silverstone imagined her video would go viral…. Secondly, I’m sure her son doesn’t receive 100% of his meals via Alicia chewing them and spitting them into his mouth… Third ‘ly’, who are WE to judge? Alicia Silverstone’s son may have MAJOR food aversions and this is the ONLY way she can get him to try new things! From one food aversion mama to another, I have sympathy.
I’m 99.9% sure that if I had a child that ate anything and everything I would think that this feeding method was completely odd and absurd, but considering my child has to be forced fed and turns his nose to chocolate chip cookies, chocolate yogurt, ravioli, eggs, cheese, etc etc, I kinda, sorta, a little, maybe, “ish” get it! Don’t get me wrong, this will NOT be my method of choice to feed my Angel; however, every mom, dad, parent, and person is completely different when it comes to raising their baby and WHO IN THE HELL AM I TO POKE FUN??? My kid is 20 months old and still chokes on a single macaroni noodle! Point is, feed your kid how you choose!
With that being said, there was another recent headline brought to my attention by Vanessa who is an avid Huffington Post reader… “January Jones Eats Placenta” (click to read article in its entirety).
I’m sorry? Huh? What the? Huh? Okay? WTH???? Sorry, but actually, WTF?
I never in 1,000,000,000,000,000 years, days, hours, minutes, or seconds thought to ask about what could happen to my “afterbirth” once having Lincoln. I didn’t want to see it let alone ingest it! I saw my sister’s when she gave birth to my nephew and that was ENOUGH for me! Regardless of my thoughts and opinions on the matter, in “The Placenta Cookbook,” Atossa Araxia Abrahamian documented benefits of the ‘snack’; it “is said to alleviate postpartum depression, aid in breastmilk production and lactation, act as a uterine tonic, and replenish nutrients lost during pregnancy,” she wrote.
Again, who am I to judge? I never had postpartum depression (unless 16 months later when tantrums began counts as depression), but I did lose my breastmilk at 4 months and now have this weird and minor dandruff problem which could be attributed to “nutrients lost during pregnancy”. Given the above, I’d rather bottle feed and have an itchy scalp any day over trying my placenta!
At the end of the day, we hear about crazy celebrity gossip because their lives are so much more interesting than our own… or so they seem from time to time. I’m sure if you slapped me on Mad Men or in the celebrity limelight I’d be flashed all over TMZ for my crazy mommy antics… my life is just as weird and REAL as any other, but fortunately I’m not famous… so nobody gives two toots!
What do you think of bird feeding and placenta eating? Would you? Did you?
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