Dear Men,
Sometimes your wife/girlfriend/whatever you want to call the special one in your life, just wants a damn hug. A real hug — not the one armed, “I’m too lazy to put both arms around you hug,” but the real deal.
Don’t give her a hug in hopes that you’re going to get laid. Don’t put your hands on her bootie. And for that matter, don’t put your hands anywhere sexual. Resist the urge to move your hips in a sexual way. Don’t make any kind of sexual noise. Just give her a hug. Oh — from the look on your face, I can see you are confused. A hug shouldn’t turn into sex all the time?! Shocking, I know.
What does a woman want? Honestly men, women are pretty damn simple. She wants both arms around her back or shoulders. She wants you to squeeze her tight and bury her face into you. She wants to feel your strength and your love. And the kicker — let her let go first. Yes — I know, that means you might hug for a full minute (gasp).
Here is an example:
Sure — a really good hug can certainly turn into sex — follow my tips and you’ll be thanking me.
PS: This is meant to be funny. To stir the pot. To get conversation going. This is not meant to slam *all* men and their hugging abilities. Almost every woman will at least laugh at this post if not share it and agree with it … and almost every man is going to roll their eyes because in general, women aren’t easy … we’re difficult but that’s what makes our love so strong.
