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Blogs about kids crying or parents drinking wine to self-medicate tantrum induced headaches are not anything new. Clearly lots of parents have tiny humans that whine or cry for ridiculous reasons. So much so that we feel the need to vent about it on the interwebs. I’ve made many a virtual toast to a parent in the universe who also has a three year old that does the exact opposite of what you expect him to do when you give him exactly what he asked for. The exact opposite being a craptastic meltdown because you gave him the sandwich he wanted for lunch. You just didn’t cut it in half. You left it whole. You idiot. It must be another one of those phases that prompt positive thinkers to repeat the mantra “this too shall pass”. Except I’m not the most positive thinker and A LOT of days I feel like all I did was spend exactly 7.3 hours arguing with a pint sized human about why naps are important. Spoiler alert: No one ever takes the damn nap.

With all that said, I decided there really can never be enough sarcasm surrounding the topic of children and tantrums so I polled all the other AMB mamas and compiled a glorious collection of tiny humans freaking out for no good reason. So sit back, raise a glass, and relish in even more reasons your tiny human might be crying.

You made him sit in bluebonnets.
You made him sit in bluebonnets.

 

You didn't let him stab himself with a fork.
You didn’t let him stab himself with a fork.

 

He can't talk yet. We're not really sure why he's crying.
He can’t talk yet. We’re not really sure why he’s crying.

 

You baptized her in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.
You baptized her in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.

 

You made her sit on this dudes lap.
You made her sit on this dude’s lap.

 

You didn't let her electrocute herself.
You didn’t let her electrocute herself.

 

You took his picture.
You took his picture.

 

You said the word picture.
You said the word picture.

 

Two words. Time out.
Two words. Time. Out.

 

You put him in skeleton pajamas.
You put him in skeleton pajamas.

 

You made her match her sister.
You made her match her sister.

 

You put on the wrong show.
Batman wouldn’t fit in his car.

 

You didn't let her finish eating the blue crayon.
You didn’t let her finish eating the blue crayon.

 

You wanted to change his diaper.
You wanted to change his diaper.

 

You wouldn't let her eat a bagel chip (cause she has zero teeth).
You wouldn’t let her eat a crouton.

 

His granola bar is broken.
His granola bar is broken.

 

You exist.
You exist.

 

You took away his red sharpie.
You took away his red sharpie.

 

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You put on the wrong show.

 

She got cake on her hands.
She got cake on her hands.

You’re welcome in advance for making your day hilarious. I’m sure you needed it after your tiny human cried wine inducing levels of tears. What ridiculous reason made your kid whine liquid sadness?

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