Things To NEVER Say To A Stay At Home Mom

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Here’s a list of the top 8 things you should never say to a stay at home mom.

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These are all things I have LITERALLY heard in my 19 months of being a stay at home mom that I find the MOST irritating. Feel free to add to the list as I’m sure I haven’t heard them all…yet.

1. I’d get SO bored being a stay at home mom.

I get it, being a stay at home mom isn’t for everyone and yes, sometimes it is boring… however, for the most part my day is jam packed and FULL! Between a 7 am wake up call, breakfast, washing diapers and wipes, reading, playing, making the bed, wiping tears, changing diapers, lunch, trying to squeeze in a shower (I’ll get to that in a moment), lunch for myself, feeding the dog, labeling body parts, trying to figure out dinner, brushing my teeth, feeding Lincoln snacks, taking a walk, swinging outside, wiping tears, cleaning the house, updating you all on the joys of parenting, greeting daddy at the door, playing outside in the vroom vroom (Lincoln’s truck), bath time, cooking dinner, and finally putting Lincoln to bed at 7 pm I BARELY have the time to think about boredom. Sure my life may seem boring to some, but it’s the life I wanted and I’m blessed with.

2. Aren’t you afraid your child isn’t getting enough socialization?

Well I wasn’t worried about it until you mentioned it, thanks! It’s hard enough trying to make all the right choices in life for your kids so to have someone question your parenting skills is just plain annoying. And who cares if my kid doesn’t sing the ABC’s at 19 months…? I assure everyone he will go into Kindergarten not being a mute.

3. That must be SO nice to not HAVE to go into a job every day.

You’re joking right? You get to go into your job at 8 am and leave by 5 pm. I never ever ever ever ever ever EVER leave my job. It’s a round the clock never ending infinity times 1000 permanent life altering job. Would I change my “job”? Hell to the no, but still don’t insinuate that I sit and watch Days of Our Lives all day by saying it “must be nice to not have to go into a job every day.” HOWEVER, my job is pretty kick A$$… if I don’t want to get out of my pj’s on a rainy day… I don’t… if I don’t want to brush my teeth until noon… I don’t. So there… take that you suit wearing, panty hose doting, corporate clown.

4. Oh that’s wonderful you get to sleep in everyday.

Okay, I guess I sleep in if you consider being woken up every morning with the same noise at the same time and the time is 7 am and the noise is typically “bah bah bah bah door door door mama daddy daddy daddy daddy bah bah bah”. On top of that, I “sleep in” Monday-Sunday 365 days a year hung over from a date night with my hubs or not. Yeah, sleeping in is joyous, let me tell ya………………..

5. Don’t you feel like your degree was a waste?

Aye aye aye. So what you’re saying is that I can’t have personal goals and family goals? It was a personal goal to obtain my degree and proudly I did so from the University of Texas in Austin. It was also always a goal of mine to have a family and stay home with my children and I obtained that as well when I delivered Lincoln on July 29, 2010. No, I don’t technically NEED a degree to get impregnated and raise children, but I feel a sense of self-accomplishment for completing my degree regardless of what my future plans were. So lay off.

6. I’m worth too much for me to stay at home with our kids.

Not that it’s any of your business, but I’m fulfilling my career goals and providing for my family much more than I would if I was sitting at a desk 40 hours a week. In fact, have you seen the calculation of what a stay at home mom is “worth”? Exactly. I’m a full time teacher, a full time chef, a full time maid, the dry cleaner, the personal grocery shopper, the detergent making, penny pinching stay at home mom that’s not worth enough to justify going back to work. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

7. Will you get a real job when the kids go to school?

I’m sorry, but are you my career coach? And a real job? What? Raising kids, maintaining a home, and saving our family money is a REAL job! When kids go to school they still get out early, which means I need to have daycare arrangements. When they go to school extracurricular activities become more abundant, which means someone has to get them there. So no, I won’t be trading in my “fake” job for a “real” job when the kids are of school age.

Here’s me at 25 weeks prego at my “real” job or what I like to call the job from hell. Yeah don’t miss that “real” job for one minute!

8. When was the last time you took a shower?

Granted I hear this mostly from my sister during FaceTime, but RUDE regardless! No, I most likely haven’t taken a shower yet. And yes, it may be 3 pm. Leave me alone, sister :).

So tell me Stay at Home Moms, did I leave any off… I’m sure we all have our personal list of rude comments we hear as stay at home moms. Tell me your best one!

 

 

36 COMMENTS

  1. i always get “you’re lucky you don’t have to work” and i think you pretty much covered my answer to that in your blog….lol

  2. A few others I just love are: 
    -What do you mean you don’t cook dinner every night?  That’s right, I’m not June Cleaver and sometimes Chick Fil A is just what’s needed.
    -Why isn’t your house super clean all the time?  Maybe because life happens, especially with kids, pets, etc.  Cleaning is a continuous activity, toys just have a way of appearing out of thin air.  
    -I wish I had time to work out like you do.  Again, where is this extra time people speak of?  

  3. Love this blog! I am a stay at home mother and just finished my degree. I did it for self improvement and a personal goal. I have no intention of acutally using this degree, but I’m sure it will come in handy later on. I have been asked countless times when I plan to return back into the real world of work, but I honestly don’t have a answer for that. I love being a stay at home mother, I get to hang out with my daughter and watch her grow and learn. I do have single friends that don’t have kids, I really wish they understood how busy a day as a stay at home mother is. Being a stay at home mom is my choice, and I wouldn’t change it for the world. I love my daughter and that I get to be there for her everyday (even though somedays are messy,crazy,and non-stop)

    My favorite comment I have gotten is “How hard can it be to be a SAHM?”
    And my questions to them is…
    1) Have you ever cooked and cleaned up after three meals a day? Snacks also
    2) How often do you have to do laundry?
    3) Do you get to use the bathroom with the door shut?
    4) How many times a day do you have to make your bed?
    5) Do you get time to do your hair and put makeup on?

    Being a stay at home has a lot of ups and downs and certainly requires a load of time and patience. But I wouldn’t take back anyday that I didnt get to shower untill after my child went to bed for the night, the spilt milk I cleaned up three times in a row, or the endless laundry all to see a smile on my daugters face. My daughter makes everything I do worth something, and maybe her life will be different and better then the life I had growing up with a mom that was single and worked so much she never got to see her kids.

  4. I absolutely love your list! 
    So agree, I wouldn’t change my SAHM job for a minute.  And yes, it is a job I NEVER get to go home from, and they keep me too busy to be bored… 

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